Once upon a time, in the land before Wi-Fi, we had diaries. These secret keepers held our innermost thoughts, like a medieval castle guarding a dragon’s stash. Back then, if someone even peeked at your diary, you’d imagine calling in the FBI.
But behold, the present day! We’ve ditched diaries for social media, where we shout our secrets from digital rooftops. “Just had a sandwich, feeling blessed.” Oh, how times have twerked.
Remember how we’d confess in hushed tones about crushes? Now we’re swiping right on a dating app while sipping tea – because of multitasking. Diaries would be baffled. “You’re sharing this stuff?!”
Privacy used to be our BFF. Now we’ve introduced it to its crazy party animal twin. “Meet Oversharing, folks!”
Raise a virtual toast – to the times when “Don’t read my diary!” has become “Why didn’t you like my post?” Diaries might be rolling their parchment eyes, but we’re laughing to the hashtag
